what you can expect.

The other day, I posted this on FB and Twitter:

I’m going to do some research on applying investment strategies to relationships. Because “buy and hold” hasn’t really worked for me so far.

I got a “Like” from a friend of mine, and she commented that I shouldn’t forget that I’m a real catch.

And then, Ex-Husband #1 (who will hereafter be referred to as X1 – yes, I’m starting a collection) chimed in, maybe to disagree… Then the friend shot something back, and…well I just hope these 2 never meet because it could get ugly. I just thought I was being funny.

The fact that I may start a fight aside, I really do plan to apply investment theories to relationships on this blog. This will be just one of the fascinating topics that you will find here. Yeah, I guess it could end up being boring. But I promise, I’ll do my best.

I also plan to discuss a wide array of other topics, including but not limited to, and not guaranteed to show up:

• Haiku For The Divorced
• Music For Lonely People (complete with “I Feel Shitty,” “I Feel Good,” and “Fuck You” categories)
• How To Get The Most Out Of Therapy, or, How To Make Sure You Don’t Become Too Happy As A Result Of Therapy
• The Short List (you’ll just have to wait and see)
• My Golf Score’s Direct Correlation To The State Of My Love Life
• Tattoos And The Single Girl
• How To Piss Me Off In 6 Hours Flat
• Things To Do By Yourself (get your mind out of the gutter! Or leave it there, whatever.)
• Meeting People Generally Entails Having To Make Eye Contact – How To Deal
• Stupid Photo Gallery
• How To Choose The Right Person To Obsess Over

Now doesn’t that sound fun?